Definitions by Mrs. Harrison Ford

Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

Purple Robe of Sex by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

Mallorye 

A girl with a Sperry boat shoe fetish.

Mallorye loves her Sperry's.

Mallorye by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009

Harrison Ford 

The man whose children I want to have.

I am going to marry Harrison Ford and get rid of the waste of human flesh known as Calista Flockhart.

Harrison Ford by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009