MrMeanwhile's definitions

stripper-perfume

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.

-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )

by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018

Chickenwiring

The act of leaving visible scratch marks on a person's body to the extent that it is unclear whether or not they have been working with actual chicken wire. Commonly with a sexual partner.

Did you see James' arms and back today? I can't tell if he's found a partner who's into chickenwiring or if he's spent all weekend or working with actual chickenwire on DIY projects.

-You get a cat or something, your arms look destroyed.

--Nah, new partner's kink is something called chickenwiring...I had never heard of it either.

by MrMeanwhile September 20, 2021

chematarian

A person who survives on a strict diet of chemical substances (pills, powders, injections, etc.).

Jeez, that guy does a lot of drugs! He's a strict chematarian. Really enjoys the finer stimulants in life.

Staying at my parent's house is really ruining my chematarian regimen...I've been sober for nearly 24 hours.

by MrMeanwhile March 15, 2018