coonta

A racial slur towards African Americans.

Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.

by Mr.Ection August 05, 2021

Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

Armadilla

A redneck way of saying armadillo.

Quoting a contestant from Naked and Afraid
"Let's see if I can smoke this armadilla out"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

Helicopter dick

The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.

Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"

by Mr.Ection April 03, 2021

thats how you do

An African American way of explaining how you do something

thats how you do my n*gga

by Mr.Ection May 23, 2021

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 05, 2021

Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

by Mr.Ection April 01, 2022