Mr.Ection 's definitions

coonta

A racial slur towards African Americans.

Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022

markem dansums

A phrase used by Mumbles the YouTuber.
Could be a question pertaining to whether a price has been marked down. Or could be completely gibberish.

Are those right there markem dansums?

by Mr.Ection December 14, 2022

Munko

A nickname you give your dog, short for monkey.

1) My little munko head. I love you so much.

by Mr.Ection October 13, 2021

Armadilla

A redneck way of saying armadillo.

Quoting a contestant from Naked and Afraid
"Let's see if I can smoke this armadilla out"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022