Definitions by Mr. Wing

Zomglemantis 

A phrase which is said when the speaker just came to a realization or was taken by surprise.

-Hey, i heard Bill bought an elephant

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I thought that was illegal!

or

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I forgot i had pizza in the fridge!

Zomglemantis by Mr. Wing January 26, 2009

Lmaotank 

A phrase used when you find something very funny.

or

Said after someone says roflcopter. Because the Lmaotank shoots down roflcopters. It is often followed by a claim of victory.

Look, that unicorn just slapped a beaver!
LMAOTANK!!!

or

-That joke was hilarious! Roflcopter!
-LMAOTANK!!! I win!

Lmaotank by Mr. Wing January 26, 2009