Mr. Top Hat's definitions

Jockette

Basically a female variation of a Jock. They usually get all the boys, even though none of them are that hot. Most of them are stuck-up and either too damn bitchy or too sensitive. They only date jocks or else they instantly become not popular. Some of them are ok, but the vast majority are sluts who really won't get far in life. They always play either Lacrosse or Cheerleading (or both).

David: Hey man, you seen Lexi? Damn, she's hot!
Mikey: Nah man, she ain't, she's just a stuck-up Jockette.

by Mr. Top Hat October 3, 2010