Definitions by Mr. Stinkypride

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

bert the turtle by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

happily ever after 

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

happily ever after by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016