Definitions by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid

The Rugly Inn

A girl with an unholy amount of pubic hair. Her vagina is then considered the Rugly Inn

My girlfriend hasn't trimmed in forever so I had to stay at The Rugly Inn last night.

When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch

Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.