Definitions by Mr. SaggyScrotum

Battlecock 

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.

Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

Battlecock by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011