Mr. Puckett's definitions

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Loser

A loser is someone who is a complete piece of shit, but thinks he is cool. A loser will go out of his way to tell everyone all the great stuff he does, but actually does nothing. A loser has a small dick and eats cum. A loser will probably drink alone, not because he chooses to, but because he has no friends. A loser is someone who, no matter how hard they try, will always be a loser.

Hey do you want to hang out with Todd?
No way that guy is a huge fucking loser.

by Mr. Puckett November 1, 2019