Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr. Mustache

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

Merch

The greatest fucking band in the history of the world.

“Did you listen to Pilot by Stooped?”
“Yeah, it’s was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard!”

Stooped by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Merch

n. A smelly faggot. Not derogatory towards homosexuals, mainly towards lame people, regardless of body odor.

Instead of going to the park with his friends, Charles stayed home to pet his bearded dragon...what a SMAGGET.

Smagget by Mr. mustache September 22, 2012

to properly grow and groom with pride your facial hair, for the sole purpose of being noticed and fame on flashyourstache.com

1) "Damn, that growth is awesome, go flashyourstache!"

2) "Yo that girl is hot, flashyourstache!"

Merch