Definitions by Mr. Matthew V

cocksmith 

one who makes or repairs cocks.

"why i happen to know a frenchman down by the old parlor who is said to be the greatest cocksmith in the land, his name spoken far and wide for he wields a cock with a swan like grace"

cocksmith by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006

niggernuts 

a term used to poke fun at another meaning that the person being ridiculed has african american genetalia.

god tim you dickless nigger with niggernuts.

niggernuts by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006

dizzz 

the most citrisly delicious and refreshing subtance on gods green earth, a carbonated beverage rivaled by no one, not even ninjas. the affect that a cool mountain dizzz has on a man can only be described as biblical in proportion.

hey there you frenchman give me all your dizzz for it is so delicious that once you take one sip you're hooked for life.

dizzz by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006

randy 

a 15 inch subwoofer in the back of my jeep that goes "bump a lump a lump a lump lump"!

Chuck "yo smooth lets cruise to wells and bump randy"
smooth " hellz to the mothlack then we can go see that dicknuts frenchman"

randy by Mr. Matthew V May 23, 2006