Mr. Maloof's definitions

on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

gapsick

illness caused by spending too much time in the Gap clothing store

Dude I'm so gapsick it feels like my brain is melting and starting to ooze out of my ears.

by Mr. Maloof June 24, 2008

fancy bj

A blow job with all the extras; mints, ball play and swallowing.

Dude, I'm taking Jennifer to expensive restaurant tonight. I'm counting on a fancy bj.

by Mr. Maloof October 10, 2008

bang range

The age range of people you've had sex with.

Dude, I banged Mrs. Andrews last night. My bang range is 16 - 54 now.

by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014

bang differential

The largest age difference of your age and someone you've banged.

Dude, I totally banged Tommy's mom last night. My bang differential is 23 years now.

by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014