Definitions by Mr. Maloof

bang range 

The age range of people you've had sex with.

Dude, I banged Mrs. Andrews last night. My bang range is 16 - 54 now.

bang range by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014

bang differential 

The largest age difference of your age and someone you've banged.

Dude, I totally banged Tommy's mom last night. My bang differential is 23 years now.

bang differential by Mr. Maloof May 28, 2014

on the program 

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

on the program by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

fancy bj

A blow job with all the extras; mints, ball play and swallowing.

Dude, I'm taking Jennifer to expensive restaurant tonight. I'm counting on a fancy bj.

fancy bj by Mr. Maloof October 10, 2008

gapsick 

illness caused by spending too much time in the Gap clothing store

Dude I'm so gapsick it feels like my brain is melting and starting to ooze out of my ears.

gapsick by Mr. Maloof June 24, 2008