Definitions by Mr. MSM
Melissa
Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
Melissa
Supposedly a woman but cant understand why some would think so, considering her appalling and grotesque looks. If sasquacth took a bloody puss oozing parasitic shit it would only be her left thigh in descripion worth. If your fell into a pit of rotting vaginal juices it would only be the same magnitude of stench to being in the same home as her. All the way acrossed it, locked in a closet, with a half a roll of duct tape over your nose and mouth. No joke face melting uglyness...and thats just the exterior....mmmhhhmmm