Mr. Ken's definitions

Female

The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.

John fucked that female.

by Mr. Ken January 8, 2009

bluetool

Someone who uses their bluetooth headset to listen to music, thus giving the appearace to those who don't realize this that they're just showing off that they have one. Actually, they're just people smart enough to realize that Ipods earphones have cords and you can do just as much with a decent cellphone.

A: look at that dude, he's a such a bluetool.
B: uh, he's probably just listening to music.
A: oh...

by Mr. Ken January 13, 2008