Mr. Jizzmeister's definitions

Baby knees

A hilarious term for a fat ass' knee that has a considerable amount of fat around it.

You know what they say: "If you eat at Mickey D's, you get baby knees."

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

Scraight like a scraightball bat

1.your good or your straight 2.the opposite of gay. It is derived from the saying queer as a football bat.

1.Are you okay? Yeah man, I'm scraight like a scraightball bat. 2.You're queer as a football bat. No I'm scraight like a scraightball bat.

by Mr. Jizzmeister July 14, 2009

Stole on

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009