Definitions by Mr. I don’t know

Gabriele 

The person with the largest cock in the world.

Yo, Gabriele has got a huge cock!

Wait, isn’t she a girl?

Idk man, I’d suck

Gabriele by Mr. I don’t know July 23, 2023

Girlfriend 

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

Girlfriend by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022

National Ask Out Your Crush Day 

National ask out your crush day is on January 1st. New year, new you. Go for it!

National ask out your crush day. Do it bro. If they deny you, then you have the confidence to workout in the gym for the rest of your life.

National Ask Out Your Crush Day by Mr. I don’t know December 23, 2021

Gabriele 

Gabriele is a smart girl with beautiful hair, beautiful eyes, and a cute face. She is athletic and a bit strong. She’s not muscular, but she has strength with her petite body.

Person 1: Holy shit who is that

Person 2: That’s Gabriele

Person 1: Wow! She is amazing.

Gabriele by Mr. I don’t know July 6, 2021

Whitacre

Whitacre’s are great people.

Male: Extremly handsome and fit. But not totally muscular, just skinny with some strength

Female: Has beautiful hair, beautiful eyes and a cute face. Is athletic and smart.

Person: Is that Elijah?

Other Person: Yeah. He’s a Whitacre. Pretty cool guy.

(Same could apply but with opposite gender)

Whitacre by Mr. I don’t know July 4, 2021