Mr. Hagedorn's definitions

Hagedoink

When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.

Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"

by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021

Hagedong

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.

Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.

by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021

Hageboinkers

Another word for big bouncy boobs. May also refer to cow tits.

Alice went to the chiropractor last week, she is suffering from backpain. Yeah, makes sense she got really big "Hageboinkers"!

by Mr. Hagedorn October 7, 2021