I girl who is very attractive, and well put together, but when the panties come off, you find out she has a veritable forest ecosystem complete with sustainable life in the crotch region.
I was getting hot and heavy with Alyssa the other night...I was raging hard untill I took her panties off. I could hear the monkeys screaming from the forest down there. Had I known she was "earthhag", I would have never asked her out.