Definitions by Mr. Glisten

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

Groogies 

Happy, stoned citizens who confuse old women with their ability to function in society without committing crime or acts of sexual deviance.

Let's not turn our town into a bunch of "groogies" for the sake of a few recovery dollars.

Groogies by Mr. Glisten November 6, 2014

Muddy Poodle 

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

Muddy Poodle by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013