Definitions by Mr. G. G. Ginger

Terradly

Terradly, to be mildly terrified. This word exists to amend the fact that the English language has no word to express being only a little terrified. (Terrified being such a strong word.)

I don't know what to say... I'm terradly...

Terradly by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

Popcorn 

Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.

Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!

Popcorn by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

Cheese 

Cheese, the best of foods, sent down to the earth by the Most High himself! Cheese comes in many varieties and all are delicious! Cheese is considered a miracle food. It is guaranteed to lift your spirits! Cheese can also be put on anything! There is nothing that can not be consumed without a side of cheese!
Also, if you ever walk into a store that does not have cheese for sale, it is considered your ethical dutie to shoot the owner through the heart.

Man! This cheese really made me feel better!

Cheese by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

Comprestand by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

Tea 

A drink made by brewing mixtures of exotic leaves and other plants in hot water. It is very easy to fall in love with tea and and form an addiction to it. This makes it an excellent tool for world domination and negotiating.

Man! I just can't get enough tea! It's so good!

Tea by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020