Definitions by Mr. French Tickler

Slonk 

Two guys, seemingly twins separated at birth, virtually identical in appearance and personality. Useless as individuals, however when paired up they can get the job done.

Chris is pretty annoying but when he and Jeff get together they make a pretty good Slonk

Slonk by Mr. French Tickler January 14, 2016

red bradley 

the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream

Adam has a bad case of red bradley after fishing all day.

red bradley by Mr. French Tickler March 2, 2009