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Definitions by Mr. Fisty Freeze

Floss the cat 

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

eskimo balls deep

When it's so cold out that you tuck your scrotum into the woman's vagina during sex to keep it warm.
"It was so freezing last night I was pounding my old lady and had to go Eskimo balls deep to stay warm!"