Definitions by Mr. Eggert

Shmoomfing 

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

Shmoomfing by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Eggert 

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

Eggert by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024