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Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.
Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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