Definitions by Mr. Dickass

mountain douche 

The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.

I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.

mountain douche by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007

Zipper cut 

The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.

Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed.

Zipper cut by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007

Lollipop Paintshop 

The act of a guy drawing pictues with his semen on a girls back after reciving hed from her.

I lollipop paintshopped your girlfriend last night.

Lollipop Paintshop by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007