Fifi

A roll of toilet paper + lotion used for male masterbation (usually in prison).

Inmate 1: sup man i didnt see you in the yard today.
Inmate 2: i had a date with fifi.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

LallyGagger

A constant procrastinater. Person who lags it. A person who likes to gag on lollie pops.

Girl 1: She's always lagging it dude! Fuck this bitch!
Girl 2: Bitch shut up youre a Lallygagger too.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019