Definitions by Mr. Cardboard

Audrey Hollander 

The most epic porn star the world has ever seen. Hardcore wasn't good enough for her, no no, she had to invent supercore. Belladonna was top turkey for a long time, but then Audrey came along, crapped cum into her own mouth and swallowed it. Nobody can top that.

"If you could sleep with anyone, living or dead, who would you sleep with?"

"Audrey Hollander. Alive."

Audrey Hollander by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

hide the chips 

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

hide the chips by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011