white wine

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
by Mr. Cardboard October 31, 2011
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special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
by Mr. Cardboard November 06, 2011
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Lambrover

A Lambrini hangover. A hangover resulting from excessive consumption of Lambrini.

Not to be confused with: Lamb rover.
Cherise woke up wondering where she was, still wearing the same dress from last night. She stumbled to the bathroom past her broken high heels and sat on the toilet with her head in her hands. Pulling out her Galaxy Note 10 she started to go through the pictures from last night on Facebook. This was the beginning of the mother of all Lambrovers.
by Mr. Cardboard August 24, 2019
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kids toys

Visual alarm which tells you to get the hell out of there before the girl you pulled last night wakes up.
Dude 1: How did it work out with that hottie you pulled last night, you gonna see her again?

Dude 2: No way man, once the sun came up I realised there was kids toys everywhere.

Dude 1: Yikes, no wonder she gave it up so easy.
by Mr. Cardboard November 09, 2011
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pornanza

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!
by Mr. Cardboard June 19, 2012
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jack

Suffix meaning "to steal", generally applied to a vehicle or situation. Originates from the word hijack but bastardised for comic effect.
Dude 1: I was gonna go for a crap but someone's running a bath.

Dude 2: You should have jacked it.

Dude 1: Bathjacking?
by Mr. Cardboard November 07, 2011
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immolate

"There's a famous picture of a Vietrnamese monk who immolated himself in order to protest the war."
by Mr. Cardboard November 07, 2011
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