Definitions by Mr. AMQ

Gulnawaz

Gulnawaz (Gully for short) is a term of utmost reverence and delight used to describe a fabulously majestic camp individual, whose very existence exudes splendor and gaiety. The gulnawaz is often seen partaking in the most refined pleasures of life, such as sipping the finest Irn Bru whilst reclining upon a chaise longue, all the while being serenaded by a troupe of impeccably choreographed gay gazelles. Encountering a gulnawaz is akin to witnessing a unicorn in the wild—utterly rare and magnificently enchanting.

By Jove, did you see that gulnawaz at the soirée last night? He had a bevy of gay gazelles in tow, each more resplendent than the last

Gulnawaz by Mr. AMQ July 23, 2024

Gulnawaz

Gulnawaz is a single eligible bachelor of unlimited means. His face is beautifully crafted and looks like it's been carved out of stone by da Vinci himself. He uses his face to regularly 'pillow' women, even his thai. He's affectionately known within his friendship group as the 'thai shagger'. He aspires to create a porno with his thai, called 'thai hard' based on the Bruce Willis action film 'Die Hard' in which he kills the terrorists within the first 10 minutes of the film and and then proceeds shag his thai for the remaining hour and a half.

Person A: Yo, where's Gully Gulnawaz at?

Person B: You know Gully bro, he's either killing terrorists or smashing his thai. Or both.

Person A: What a legend, the dirty bastard.

Gulnawaz by Mr. AMQ April 8, 2024

Gulnawaz

A man with a perfectly symmetrical face.

Q: Yo, where's Gulnawaz at?

A: He's probably at home, grooming his perfectly symmetrical face. Man gets more puddi than a Gynecologist.

Gulnawaz by Mr. AMQ September 15, 2023

gulnawaz

Gulnawaz, otherwise known as gully or guldawg, is a hairy cunt, with a beautifully crafted face. He's a lover of women, in particular, uncle's wives. When he's not banging his thai, he's busy being shite at snooker. He can only take a dump twice a week, and on average he only sleeps 30 minutes a night.

Example 1

A: Yo, where's gulnawaz?
B: dunno brah, probably banging his thai.

Example 2

A: hanji guldawg, what's happening?

G: all good bro, I don't shit on Sundays.

Example 3

A: Gully, you on it tonight bro? Bring your A-game if we go snooker.
G: yes G, I'm on it, but I've only had 15 minutes sleep since Tuesday last week.

gulnawaz by Mr. AMQ July 14, 2023