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Definitions by Mr special

our high school reunion 

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
our high school reunion by Mr Special September 10, 2018

Handingo 

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.
Handingo by Mr Special September 9, 2018

Sombreros but not all breros 

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.
"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

international fantasy 

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
international fantasy by Mr Special September 5, 2018

Disneyanastasia 

A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.
That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia
Disneyanastasia by Mr Special September 4, 2018

Facebook 

Life clutter. A waste of time.
Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
Facebook by Mr Special September 1, 2018

forensic kinesiology 

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.