Nosespum

When your cum comes out her nostrils

I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

specialperson

A person worth the extra effort.

"Your friend is a specialperson."
"I'm so lucky."
"For sure a person worth the extra effort."

by Mr Special October 18, 2020

Betty

A female.

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"

by Mr Special July 15, 2019

NOTP

Nothing On The Phone

Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.

by Mr Special March 21, 2021

buy her drinks

To get no return on your investment in a girl

'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."

by Mr Special July 08, 2019