Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr special

JBC

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

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Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

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An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

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friends first

When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".

"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."

by Mr Special August 19, 2019

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Color coded wrist band

Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.

"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."

"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.

by Mr Special November 2, 2018

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