HAEUO

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 08, 2018

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

this girl i know

The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her

Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."

by Mr Special April 22, 2020

WTFG

Way To Fucking Go

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"

"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"

by Mr Special September 29, 2021

Disneyanastasia

A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.

That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia

by Mr Special September 04, 2018

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 16, 2019