Definitions by Mr sausage

MJM

abbreviation: the meme jesus mafia.

This is a powerful organisation run by memelords and has many thots on it. A word of warning; the mafia does not tolerate Fortnite players.

Don't fuck with Angie, she's part of the MJM.

MJM by Mr sausage January 24, 2019

Chocolate toupee 

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

Chocolate toupee by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008