Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock
Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.
by Mr Sausage December 09, 2008
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MJM

abbreviation: the meme jesus mafia.

This is a powerful organisation run by memelords and has many thots on it. A word of warning; the mafia does not tolerate Fortnite players.
Don't fuck with Angie, she's part of the MJM.
by Mr sausage January 24, 2019
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