Definitions by Mr magoo

Painting Helmets 

Sucking dick

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!

Painting Helmets by Mr magoo December 4, 2020

cute taster 

When a man has to sniff it; it smells good and then proceeds to give it a sample .

I gave her the cute taster after a nice warm bowl of chili.

cute taster by Mr magoo November 9, 2014

complete cunt 

as in "Begbie" from "Trainspotting"

“It’s a load ay fuckin shite n it’s gittin oan ma tits so shut the fuck up or yi’ll git yir fuckin mooths burst.”- Renton quoting Sick Boy quoting Begbie.

from:"Porno" by Irvine Welsh. 2002

complete cunt by Mr Magoo January 30, 2004