Angel Spit

Baby drool

My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Bumpkitus

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

by Mr Tango Jones November 21, 2009

Whorelord

a pimp

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Amber Wine

Beer, esp. a light variety (e.g. ale, lager, etc.)

Ah, Saturday afternoon on the patio - crack me open an amber wine!

by Mr Tango Jones November 21, 2009

Chickenembryolicious

adj. delicious (referring specifically to a dish made with eggs)

Mmmm-mm! Man, what an omelette - that was chickenembryolicious!

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 02, 2010