Mr Swipe's definitions

critoris

The Asian pronunciation of the word Clitoris, where an "R" is substituted for an "L".

Dude, I was travelling in Thailand and this Asian guy came up to me and said: "Herro pretty rady, can I perform cunniringus on your Critoris?"

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Fug Buddy

Someone who's so fugly you wouldn't be seen dead with them in public, but they're ok to fuck occasionally as long as you put a paper bag over their head. Also known as Fugbuddy.

Dude, that bitch is so fugly I wouldn't be caught dead with her, but she makes a good Fug Buddy if no one else is available.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007

Trollfare

When trolls on internet messageboards and forums wage warfare against each other, and usually involves increase of aggression from the "war of words" between forum members, to full-scale guerilla-troll tactics, waged until one troll accepts defeat and deletes their account, usually to reincarnate under another user name. Trollfare between groups, forums and messageboards, requires a degree of planning and application of trolling strategy to be conducted effectively in reaching their assumed objectives and goals.

OMG, the trolls on makeupalley have reincarnated and gone head to head on beautybash and waged guerilla-tactic trollfare. Watch out GF, it's allout trollfare!! May the best troll win.

by Mr Swipe December 21, 2008

Cunniringus

The Asian pronunciation of the word cunnilingus.

Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.

OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.

by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007