Definitions by Mr Sparkles

A catastrophe 

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

A catastrophe by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023

Awesome chicken 

When something is just that little bit better than awesome

Pete: "Oh man, the Broncos just won 50-6"

Andrew: "Awesome chicken"

Awesome chicken by Mr Sparkles September 17, 2006