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Velocitesticularasphixiation

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

by Mr Sexified April 22, 2016

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Caffineatrix

When the Coffee Goddess asks me what I want and they give me what I need

I walked into the local coffee shop and begged the Caffineatrix to punish me, she did

by Mr Sexified September 29, 2020

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