Mr Prowse's definitions

chin splash

The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.

"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."

"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"

by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006

Polish One

A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.

"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"

"No, she was stroking her beard at home."

by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006

Polishicity

The act of being a Polish One

and/or

Displaying tendencies of a Polish One

"Look, she's stroking her beard. Thats real Polishicity."

by Mr Prowse August 14, 2006