Definitions by Mr Patbob
Fatphobia
The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.
Poopiter
An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.