2 definitions by Mr Patbob
An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.
by Mr Patbob August 28, 2014
The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.
Researchers of fatphobia have concluded through field research that if a fat person looks at you straight in the eye, run. They'll never catch you.
by Mr Patbob April 14, 2016