Mr Mong's definitions

Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004