4 definitions by Mr Hardcoredts
When you think a creepy situation cant get any creepier, a small african gentleman with a large afro takes it into uncharted stages of creepy.
Commonly refered to as (king of creep)
Commonly refered to as (king of creep)
Guy 1: Hey that chick is so hot over there!
Guy 2: Uh.. is there a small african guy rubbing her leg?
Guy 1: I think your right, thats Moga creepy!
Guy 2: Uh.. is there a small african guy rubbing her leg?
Guy 1: I think your right, thats Moga creepy!
by Mr Hardcoredts June 21, 2009
An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.
Triggered by: -People being loud late at night
-Having sex on a pool table
-Eating their food when drunk
-Anything you do if your named Moga
-Bringing them dishes to clean
-Chop through their door with an axe
(even worse if they are having sex)
-Cats tipping over trash cans
Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound
-Party balls thrown down stairways
-"FUCKING CAT" screamed
-Racial slurs
-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)
-Orange towels thrown
-Door slammings and stomping
Triggered by: -People being loud late at night
-Having sex on a pool table
-Eating their food when drunk
-Anything you do if your named Moga
-Bringing them dishes to clean
-Chop through their door with an axe
(even worse if they are having sex)
-Cats tipping over trash cans
Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound
-Party balls thrown down stairways
-"FUCKING CAT" screamed
-Racial slurs
-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)
-Orange towels thrown
-Door slammings and stomping
Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.
Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!
(door slams, stomping)
and
("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")
Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.
Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!
(door slams, stomping)
and
("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")
Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009
An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.
Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?
Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.
Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.
by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009
The term used to describe one who has an unusually small penis when non erected. Once the arousal begins the member grows nearly 8-9 times its original size and unimaginable gerth. Sometimes its refered to as "The weapon of vag destruction"
Guy 1: I got a pretty good sized johnson i would say.
Guy 2: Mine starts out small, but then goes BAHWOUGE!
(minics the growth with hand jestures)
Guy 1: Damn..
Guy 2: Mine starts out small, but then goes BAHWOUGE!
(minics the growth with hand jestures)
Guy 1: Damn..
by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009