Definitions by Mr E

Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.

Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!

Adjunct Professor by Mr E August 19, 2008

Stridle Hopper

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.

David was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his Stridle Hopper act.

Stridle Hopper by Mr E November 18, 2004

goregasm 

Noun-
A strong, contractive orgasm enjoyed by a menstrating women that produces an ample flow of blood, ideally making her lovers hands look like those of Jack the Ripper.

Advice for men new to the game-
When you've just given her a big goregasm, try not to look horrified.

goregasm by Mr E June 29, 2004