Definitions by Mr C.

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath 

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Intracourse 

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.

"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."

Intracourse by Mr C. December 10, 2003