Mortechant's definitions

Smiley

When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.

"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015