Definitions by Morbid Thor

grimpale 

Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)

I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!

grimpale by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

Necroyeti

Very very very very very scary and blasphemous monster. They reside in the grimmest and most frostbitten winterfjords, moonforests, and necromountains. Like Moongoats, Necroyetis too, feed on poser blood, and serve the Necrowizard and his blasphemous acolytes!

GRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!! The Necroyeti howled while the morbid axe of Satan descended upon the posers gay head!

Necroyeti by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

Planet Norway 

Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.

All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway

Planet Norway by Morbid Thor December 29, 2004

Norway 

The grimmest and most frostbitten country in the world. Home of the Necrowizard, and his trve acolytes. Has many many many many fjords, moonforests, and wintermountains! Home of trve Acoustic Black Metal.

Hail Norway (satanically of course)!

Norway by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004

moongoat 

Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!

the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!

moongoat by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004

Impaled Northern Moonforest 

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!

"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

Impaled Northern Moonforest by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Necrowizard 

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary and evil! The grimmest, most frostbitten and evillest entity in existance. Satanically all-powerful! Followed by many acolytes. Praised by Acoustic Black Metal bands such as Impaled Northern Moonforest.

Hail The Necrowizard!

Necrowizard by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004