8 definitions by Morbid Thor
Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.
by Morbid Thor December 29, 2005
The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2005
Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!
Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)
Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)
I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!
by Morbid Thor December 30, 2005
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary and evil! The grimmest, most frostbitten and evillest entity in existance. Satanically all-powerful! Followed by many acolytes. Praised by Acoustic Black Metal bands such as Impaled Northern Moonforest.
Hail The Necrowizard!
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2005
The grimmest and most frostbitten country in the world. Home of the Necrowizard, and his trve acolytes. Has many many many many fjords, moonforests, and wintermountains! Home of trve Acoustic Black Metal.
by Morbid Thor December 28, 2005
Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!
the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!
by Morbid Thor December 28, 2005
The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2005