Mooseknuckles's definitions

jackhole

a dumbshit

Fucker quit being a jackhole!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

bitch titties

fat guys breasts man boobs

Karls bitch titties were soo big he couldnt see his dick!

by mooseknuckles October 23, 2002

stank on the hang-low

Banging a chick and not washing off h crud she left.

I still have stacies stank on my hang-low! It's been 7 days!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

Fuck Trophy

A childs car seat

I was gonna jump in the backseat and scrogg that Hoe but her fuck trophy got in the way!

by Mooseknuckles October 21, 2002

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002