Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

by mook February 21, 2005

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 03, 2002