MooHen's definitions

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020

Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

by MooHen July 8, 2017