Monty Burns's definitions

mount weber

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.

Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!

by Monty Burns April 6, 2004

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022