Monty Burns's definitions

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

mount weber

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.

Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!

by Monty Burns April 6, 2004

Browls

Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman

The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.

by Monty Burns June 24, 2023