Montana Luddite's definitions

Forfuckingever

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

cuntumacious

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

Ruse Goldberg

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.

Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.

by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019