Definitions by Monster University Students

Resabald 

A synonym for Ryan Seacrest
But in a negative context

Dude...did you hear about that total BITCH Resabald???
Dude... yeah whatta cunt

Resabald by Monster University Students February 24, 2021

Barlacart

noun.

A nun that is wearing fishnets but nobody knows, specifically in Kentucky.

But treated with the highest respect.

Dude... I was a barlacart the other day.

Dude... why
Dude... because fuck you that's why

Barlacart by Monster University Students February 24, 2021

Frinkle 

A formal synonym for the word "be"

To frinkle or not to frinkle that is the question.
When will supper frinkle ready?

Frinkle by Monster University Students February 24, 2021

Glamp 

To get decked out in a lot jewelry.

Holy shit. That dude is glamped the fuck out.

Glamp by Monster University Students February 24, 2021