Definitions by Monkey sex1

Coutus 

Sexual Intercourse but very sweaty and enjoyable

My girlfriend and I Were in the middles of coutus, when her mother walked in

Coutus by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

sour mayonnaise 

When your female partner eats your sperm

I gave my girlfriend a sour mayonnaise.

sour mayonnaise by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009